IN ON THE JOKE
Princess Ethel Messerschmidt is chronically bored of bearing witness to executions every morning. In an effort to stave off her ennui, she issues a pardon to a condemned man on a whim. On one condition: he takes a role as her personal jester.
But Cecil DeWitt is not simply a handsome prisoner. He is a man with a singular mission to topple the king's brutal regime, and Ethel has just given him the perfect opportunity to do so.
When Ethel learns of Cecil's true intentions, her worldview is flipped upside down, and she must choose: love or remain comfortable with the way things are until revolution lands on her doorstep.
INCORRIGIBLE
Sixteen-year-old Royce is a prince with a problem.
He is burdened with the gift of partial precognition. Oh, and he wants to disappear. Forever.
After his latest attempt at self-deletion lands him in the hospital, he decides to fake it until he makes it home. A plan that should be so foolproof, any idiot could do it. But not Royce. Never Royce.
During his confinement, he stumbles upon a mystery that he isn't sure is real, the implications of which go far beyond him and his depression.
With his ragtag team of similarly broken misfits, his therapist, and a terrifying great-aunt, he has to answer just one small question: can he make himself care enough to save his will to live and his kingdom in time for ice cream cake on July 14th?
HAPPENSTANCE
Emery Wilmac has a brand: Mr. Good Guy. He's kind to everyone, never swears, and lives a life of predictable routine—a routine that was only slightly disrupted by his ex-wife leaving him for their dog walker.
One ordinary September morning, everything changes. A mysterious bottle on his walkway sends him down hard, landing him in the hospital for a month with a severe head injury.
Upon waking, Emery finds himself saddled with an unusual new side effect: he can now hear the unfiltered thoughts of everyone around him.
As Emery tries to get his old life back, he discovers that the "nice guy" act might be a disguise he's outgrown, and the most irritating woman he knows might just be the one person he needs.
LIMERENCE
Amanda Ridley is perfectly content with her boring, predictable life running her family’s magenta-colored flower shop alongside her sister, Candice. Her biggest excitement is arranging bouquets and occasionally lamenting the local stuck-up werewolves.
Her quiet existence is shattered when a royal courier delivers a summons: His Royal Highness Royce T. Gallant requests her presence—and attendance is mandatory.
STORY TELLER.
Freyja just wanted to write for fun. To get ideas out of her head. The internet had other ideas and now she’s stuck.
Hopelessly.
On her quest to gather real world experience for her next book, she stumbles across a pack of weirdo musicians, magic, maybe a cult?
...and a bespectacled guitarist who may or may not be the love of her life.
She’s going to finish this book if it kills her (or everyone else in the way)
QUEEN OF DORKNESS
Pat and Beck.
Classic boy meets girl.
Boy tells girl he’s a two-hundred-year-old vampire who moonlights as a drummer.
Girl is unbothered by this revelation.
She’s kind of unbothered by everything... and that’s the problem.
CASUAL WITCHCRAFT (and other hobbies)
What’s a girl to do with an overbearing father, approximately fifty siblings, and royal responsibilities weighing her down?
Get into trouble, obviously.
Figure out life, love, and friendship on the road.
Normal, everyday twenty-something things.
Musicians? Check.
Magic? Check.
Ghosts? Check.
Neverending nonsense? Double check.